I am not cheap. I would consider myself economically
enlightened, maybe frugal. I simply don’t like waste and I know that every
little bit adds up. Mostly, I try to take emotion out of monetary exchanges.
This is why, over the next few days, I will have a lot of
trouble with the colorful explosions of fireworks that will rock this city.
Here are the names, the seconds of fun and the prices that
are advertised online for three firework displays that you can purchase for
your private party:
The Wanted — 179 explosions over 160 seconds for 2,600kc.
Let’s Party — 216 explosions over 150 seconds for 2,932kc.
Hornets Sky — 308 explosions for 195 seconds for 5,907kc.
There are smaller-caliber boxes of fireworks artillery
but all of them cost a not insignificant amount.
And for what? Some color. Some booms. Some crackling.
Some flower-like patterns. And . . . it’s over. Three minutes is not a lot of
It just seems to me that spending money on fireworks is money
that is not well spent.
Here is an analogy that is not perfect, but it is close.
Think of all of the DVDs that you have. I have a shelf full of them: the
Sopranos box set (original price around 4,000kc); all three seasons of Deadwood
(1,500kc a piece); the Simpsons, Season 4 (1,000kc); the Godfather Trilogy
(700kc); Chappelle’s Show, Season 1 (700kc); two DVDs about the White Sox
winning the 2005 World Series (400kc + 400Kc); 20 popular-when-I-bought-them
movies (400kc), 40 discount DVDs (20kc) and my 2012 wedding video (1000kc, err,
I mean priceless).
Some were presents. Most of them I bought. A few I stole
from my brother. Regardless, that shelf cost more than 20,000kc to fill out.
Most of those DVDs, like fireworks, were watched once and
will never be watched again. Music CDs are another waste of space in this day
At least if you watch an old DVD again (assuming you find
a DVD player) you get around two hours of entertainment. A music CD may only
have one three-minute song that is worth listening too, but that is probably
the song that got you to buy the CD and the song to which you have listened
dozens of times.
The fireworks boxes mentioned above, however, are basically
three minutes and done, except for the vague memories.
Czech people love fireworks. Brno is famous for the
Ignisis Brunensis international fireworks competition, which draws tens of
thousands of people to the Brno Reservoir for several nights every spring. And,
yes, those are among the most impressive and innovative firework displays in
the world and definitely worth experiencing.
On New Year’s Eve, the displays will not be nuanced and
timed to music. They will be set off at random times (including days before New
Year’s Eve and before it is even dark outside that night) and from random
places. A lot of money will, literally, go up in smoke.
To each their own.
I don’t want to be too negative. I appreciate fireworks.
They do add to the festivities of New Year’s Eve and, while you stand there
with your head turned upwards, watching, oohing and aahing, you have time to reflect
upon the year that was and the year that will be.
Happy New Year and good luck in 2020.
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